Thoughts on "Imaginarygirlfriends.com"

A friend of mine told me about this site and I just could not believe what I was hearing. A website where a man can sift through profiles of females and choose one to be his IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND. Am I missing something? With the gagillions of dating websites out today, we now encourage people to go t a website to "Purchase" an IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND? My friend reminded me of a Brady Bunch episode in which Jan Brady creates an imaginary boyfriend to impress her family. This prompted us to secure the rights to GeorgeGlass . com. Just kidding.

What this site offers may vary on the IMAGINARY female you "purchase." For a fee, ranging anywhere from $29.99 to $59.99, you can choose a female that will send you a romantic email, send you a photo to your mailbox at home or via email and will even write you begging her to take you back after breaking up with her. Someone cue the movie "Can't Buy Me Love" now please, I'm feeling nostalgic.

IMAGINARY girlfriends are purchesed on a monthly basis. Some may even leave you a message on your answering machine or schedule an online chat. This will cost you much more mind you.

I'm guessing that this service is geared towards men who want to make their significant others jealous by timing an online chat or phone call to when your girlfriend or wife is around. Very strange indeed. According to my friend, he claims that some guys just can't get girlfriends because they have nothing going on and that they will resort to this service to give themselves an ego-boost. For whatever the reason, all I have to say is HOW SAD!

Men, take my advise. Don't waste your money on this. The females on the other end of this service are laughing at you all the way to the bank. If you are trying to make someone jeaous, go out to a stip club. At least you will be gratified with a tangible object, not to mention, it may cost you less in the wallet. If you are using this service because you don't have a girlfriend, my advise, seek help. Kidding. My advise is join some form of activity. Join a bowling league, take up pottery at the community center, something. Interact with people and in time, you might be surprized.